
Well, at least there are rocks to smash…Īll stupidity aside, it’s nice to see another new Harvest Moon after the series was so unceremoniously snatched away by XSEED and re-titled as Story of Seasons. Is this seriously what passes for entertainment these days? Why, back in my day, even the children’s games featured crushing innocent creatures with a jaunty hop.

What the? How is this even a game? There are no heads to detonate, no vehicles to crash and no world to save.
